Two Point Hospital

Get a load of

HOSPITAL PASS The ultimate community resource: updates, freebies and exclusive video!

Sign up now and receive regular newsletter updates, early access to trailers via the Hospital Pass section of the site, and an exclusive in-game item when Two Point Hospital is released.

Get the latest community updates

Including exclusive behind-the-scene videos and more. Sign up today in the top-right corner of the site!

We'll be waiting...

Pebberley Island DLC out now!
Wild hospitals, wild illnesses, wild times!

BUY NOW! PLAY TRAILER

Pebberley Island DLC out now!
Wild hospitals, wild illnesses, wild times!

BUY NOW! PLAY TRAILER

Pebberley Island DLC out now!
Wild hospitals, wild illnesses, wild times!

BUY NOW! PLAY TRAILER

BUILD

Your unique hospital & design it just as you like! Place decorative objects and improve patient happiness to keep those end of year awards rolling in.

CURE

A range of highly unusual illnesses, the likes of which you’ve never seen before. Includes: Light-headedness, Premature Mummification and Cubism!

IMPROVE

Train your staff, upgrade machines, research new cures and spread your healthcare organisation across the whole of Two Point County.

Choose your

ILLNESSES

We’ve been seeing some rather unusual illnesses spreading their way across Two Point County. Residents are complaining of a variety of ailments, some of which are entirely new to medical science. Click below to explore just a few of them!

Choose your

ILLNESSES

Choose your

ILLNESSES

Choose your

ILLNESSES

The illness

CUBISM

Been staring at Picasso paintings for too long? Then I’m afraid you’ve come down with a case of Cubism. It’s fair to say you’re suffering from more than just a mental block.

The cure

RECURVERY ROOM

Take a trip through the Recurvery Unit, where you’ll undergo a hugely non-invasive medical procedure. You’ll be disassembled, turned into a fine paste and squeezed into a human sausage skin before being baked and released back into the community..

Weekly Cure Count

219079

Overall Cure Count

5563904

The Illnesses

LIGHT-HEADEDNESS

The illness: Coming down with something? Feeling a little woozy? Got an actual lightbulb for a head? Ah. You’re suffering from Light-headedness.

The cure

DE-LUX CLINIC

It’s a visit to the De-Lux Clinic for you. We’ll just need to unscrew your head, remove it from your body, and gently replace it with a highly sophisticated 3D-printed approximation of what we guess your head looked like.

WEEKLY CURE COUNT

OVERALL CURE COUNT

5563904

The illness

PANDEMIC

What were you thinking? Look, we know things can get a little heated in the kitchen… but, frankly, if you’re putting a pan on your head you’re just doing cooking wrong. However, we accept that sometimes these things just happen. We won’t judge.

The cure

PANS LAB

You’ll be needing the Extract-a-Pan! This highly-sensitive and precisely-calibrated, uh, magnet on a crane, will relieve you of your pan in just a jiffy. You’ll hardly feel a thing! Unless it goes wrong, and then you’ll feel everything.